Turtle Shell

When you sit down and your balls are showing through your pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see John's turtle shell in class today?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!

by Ferretballs907 March 29, 2015

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toss the turtle

The act of tossing a person's salad while that person is turtle heading.

I started tossing her salad, then it turned into a toss the turtle.

by Mister Everclear December 14, 2010

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Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.

Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

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Turtle Walk

The Turtle Walk is the awkward shuffle one makes as they move from the toilet (pre-wipe) to reach a distant object or move to a new location.

My iPod was sitting on the bed, so I had to turtle walk from the toilet.

by TheMysteriousB October 25, 2011

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turtle head

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus

I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!

by Blake0815 May 25, 2007

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A drinking "club" that U. S. Sailors from the USS Midway (CVA-41), around 1964-5, in a bar across from Ft. DeRussy in Honolulu, Hawaiia, used to try to get free drinks.

New initiates had to answer some seemingly off-color questions. The only question I can remember is shown below in the example.

We sailors would initiate a bar server, preferably a young female who could still blush, because of the number one rule for members. If asked publicly if one is a Turtle, the member MUST answer, "You bet your sweet ass I am!" Failure to do so would be penalized with having to buy all members present a drink.

Turtle Club Initiation question: "Name a four-lettered word for intercourse." Answer: Talk!

by Turtleclubsailor January 12, 2009

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