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tula

the baddest bitc in all the land and is a straight up hottie but never gets a guy
damn that shawtys a tula
by Michael jackson’s ghost September 16, 2020
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tollag

Manx definition for a big log, a poo with the consistency of tarmac after a night on straight Guinness.
Gee, I’m busting for a big tollag
by Tollagburger1 September 18, 2020
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Tallahasselhoff

Refers to how Knight Rider hero Michael Knight retired from F.L.A.G., moved to Florida, and took up skateboarding.
Since K.I.T.T. could perform so many of the wonderfully-agile long-jumps, tilts, pirouettes, etc. that skateboarding-pros display, it's only fitting that his aging driver-buddy would have ended up doing a Tallahasselhoff at the end of his glorious crime-fighting career.
by QuacksO October 2, 2020
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Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
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Tallahassee Newberry

When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.

"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
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tillabeth

a person that cries whenever they are drunk and buys friendship bracelets for your dad
it’s a tillabeth!!HIDE!
by KT M October 10, 2020
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tillabeth

someone that cries whenever they are drunk and buys friendship bracelets for your dad
oh look it’s tillabeth!!HIDE!!
by KT M October 10, 2020
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