Troy Thompson is an elected Mayor for the city of Townsville, North Queensland, Australia. Troy won the Townsville Mayoral Election in March 2024 on the back of misinformation and lies he promoted about himself. Troy claimed to have served his country in the Army for 5 years when it was actually less than 3 years as a reservist. He claimed to be part of the Special Forces (SAS) but was only ever a cook. He advertised several university degrees but admitted to never actually completing those degrees. Troy drove a company with a 9 million dollar budget into the ground, but not before paying his ex-wife the sum of $35K and nothing to the workers as one of his last acts within that company.
Ben: "Gavin, you should have seen me last night. I picked up these five chick's who bought me dinner, threw money at me for drinks and got me drunk, then they all fingerd my bum, at the same time".
Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".
Gavin: "Fuck off idiot, trying pull a Troy Thompson on me".
by Troy Thruth Thompson May 31, 2024
Get the Troy Thompsonmug. Troy is the hot man who always plays basketball with his lover gabriella until the sneaky link chadley comes and messes it up troy is the hottest man alive(he has a massive pp)
by Marzbars May 12, 2022
Get the Troymug. A tow goblin dropped into this world form the gay realm, Troy's only goal is to turn every female lesbian. Troy is a wanted criminal for stealing cock and hitting the griddy on unsuspecting victims
by The cum bandit July 19, 2022
Get the Troymug. Troy is a fat cunt
by Brodies mum October 8, 2020
Get the Troymug. He is the son your dad wants dude to his insane ability to achieve success
He was voted in the AAC SGA office as President thanks to his great charisma
He enjoys eating buttered pancakes with Mrs. Butterworth maple syrup.
His skills in basketball are decent as a long range shooter
He is Overweight which makes him him very hard to push in combat, but it doesn't make him invincible.
He entered #2 at the 2024 Mr. Noli's spring class royal rumble and lasted 7 minutes after being eliminated in a team effort by Gage, Brennen, Bryan, Austin, and Andre. He was the first one to be eliminated in the match.
He was voted in the AAC SGA office as President thanks to his great charisma
He enjoys eating buttered pancakes with Mrs. Butterworth maple syrup.
His skills in basketball are decent as a long range shooter
He is Overweight which makes him him very hard to push in combat, but it doesn't make him invincible.
He entered #2 at the 2024 Mr. Noli's spring class royal rumble and lasted 7 minutes after being eliminated in a team effort by Gage, Brennen, Bryan, Austin, and Andre. He was the first one to be eliminated in the match.
by Rural Encyclopedia March 20, 2024
Get the Troy Maharreymug. A pure spin off of the McGangbang, the McNage á Trois is created by dissecting the layers of a Big Mac and adding 3 chicken nuggets in between each bun (works best with a 6 piece).
Tyler: "Fuck I'm hungry"
Dominic: "Wanna go get a McGangbang?"
Tyler: "Nah man, thats old school. I'm gettin a McNage á Trois!"
Dominic: "Wanna go get a McGangbang?"
Tyler: "Nah man, thats old school. I'm gettin a McNage á Trois!"
by T-DOG74 September 8, 2010
Get the McNage á Troismug. When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.
by TheRealzTomothy March 27, 2022
Get the troy boltoningmug.