Human Traffic Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them

Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?

Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try

by Concon125 December 14, 2010

Dirty Tiffany

When you anal fuck a girl with a 2 liter bottle, while sticking bananas in her vagina

That girl is a fucking freak!!! She wanted me to give her a "Dirty Tiffany"!

by Skjor December 17, 2020

Stop & Go Traffic

When on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. You often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. This traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.

Boss(On phone with employee): Why are you so late for work?

Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!

by TehPurpleIce April 11, 2011

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling)

Just some virtual air traffic controlling people that make people’s planes disappear for being idiots yet make other people happy that those people are controlling.

IFATC (Infinite Flight Air Traffic Controlling) just ghosted me please help I did nothing wrong!!!

by NovemberFourTangoEcho May 16, 2018

tiffany hodge

a fat retard not intelligent person that loves dicks and doesn't know left from right and is extremely fat

man go look at that tiffany hodge she is like a building with feet

by jadeon June 29, 2010

Tiff

1. The expression of not wanting to deal with something at the moment, or finding certain things unappeasable.

Origin: Derived from the phrase "Too Far" which had become too long to say due to laziness, leading the use of just the two letters "T" "F", which also, after so long had become two syllables too many, thus eventually leading to "Tiff."

It is often used to replace phrases such as; "Screw that," "Fuck this," "forget about it," etc.

Nick: Hey man, let's go to the library and get our study on.
Carl: Dude, tiff that.

Girlfriend: You never spend enough time with me!
Boyfriend: Tiff this relationship.

by TiffLife November 29, 2011

tiffany

she is the definition of perfection 😍

“ahh tiffany the girl of my dreams, you know she is the reason i’m bi?”

by imsorry_angel March 3, 2021