wednesday walrus

on wednesday when a fat guy hops on top of you and screams while he punctures your hole
last night i had the wednesday walrus
by 11yearoldfatguy December 13, 2021
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good walrus

Ooh..Mommy ur being a good walrus.
by Poo hesda January 31, 2017
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Epic walrus

A man who is loved and hated by the community he was bitten by a radioactive walrus and now is the youtube epic walrus some teacher love him while others don’t he is a simple man but not a simp man he loves gaming and memes his YouTube channel is dormant and he loves his homies except for texkz he can go and die he will stop at nothing to beat the boss get the girl or cockslap the homies his best friends or the boiz are 6ishop Kevin and your mom
Texkz : your garbage talk to me when you have 100 subs

Everyone : stfu texkz that’s why no one like you

6ishop: that’s why your clips suck

Acid : ha ha loser l’s
Epic walrus : thanks guys I really love you
by Surlaw cipe March 16, 2020
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Ricky The Walrus

When You take chopsticks, put them in your mouth then make a loud whale/ walrus noise while having sexual intercourse with your partner.
by iuhdsiuh June 11, 2010
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Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.
"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"
by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017
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walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.
Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.
by J "i am the walrus" Mo February 28, 2006
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