TITANIC-ed

When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.

Steve- I threw up all morning! I didn’t eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .

by The Cape May Creepers May 3, 2018

titanic

it is a movie everybody cries about even though it is not emotional at all

somebody :i watched titanic and omg the tears inside of my face

me:how the hell do you cry in titanic

AM I A SOCIOPATH .

by me the SOSIOPATH April 19, 2019

Titan

An amazing, wonderful and sweet guy. Looks tough and mean on the outside but is actually a big, sweet goofball. Has a big heart, but an even bigger cock. Great in bed and in any relationship for that fact.

I wish I was still dating Titan

by Shaylen November 21, 2021

Titanic

HAHAHAHAHA! I saw the directors commentary on the scene where Rose is throwing the diamond into the ocean and the commentator is like "And the message is that material wealth isn't important." And it's like... So... what's the message? "Getting some fat cock in the back of someones car behind your fiancés back is worth more than all the diamonds in the world"? Is that the message James? Because that's all I saw there.... That and people dying horrifically... Remember that guy who fell from way high up? Wooaaah! Did you see Scanners!? Did you watch it yet? Did you see the end? That shit was crazy!

Hym "Titanic is prime 'I'm not like that anymore' Right? Right Red pill audience? Do i have that? 'I'm not like th-' No? You're not getting it. Nevermind. Neeevermind... Neee- Hey, but the 'will he won't he' thing... You could have asked. Nobody thought to ask? That's kind of the joke. Why not? Assumed I would lie? It's almost like you guys thought I was fucking a retard behind your back and you don't know whether or not to do something about it.... Isn't it like that? Or what even to do!? It is so much like that it's kind of funny... Isn't it? You have to admit it's a litt- Yeah I'll stop."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2023

Titanic Shit

When you take a fat shit and leave it in the toilet bowl to ferment. It's impossible to flush and has to be pulled out with hands. It has to be at least 2 inches wide and 8 inches long to classify as a titanic shit.

"Did you see that titanic shit I took in the school bathroom earlier?"

by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023

Titanic

the most overrated movie I've ever seen

friend: omg did you see Titanic? it was so good!!!
me: nah, it was legit the most overrated movie I've ever seen.

by clover🍀 October 14, 2020

Real titan

A REAL TITAN isn't some bs AOT "Titan", they're cool fucking robots in the best games ever: TITANFALL 1 AND 2

STAND BY FOR TITANFALL
Pilot, your Titan is ready to be deployed
Monarch is such a good titan
What's an AOT? A Titan? *turns you around* This is a REAL TITAN, mate.

by DeadlyDozer April 19, 2024