shat on by a tree

the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.

Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair

by underdowg February 25, 2009

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

oak tree

the combination of one, Jenny, and one, Myron, into a single specimen, specifically, an oak tree.

I am a very large oak tree

by not redwood October 22, 2006

Oliver Tree

The most whiny and annoying fucking “artist” I’ve heard in my entire fucking life. Not just that his lyrics are bad, but his voice is like sandpaper on my fucking eardrums.

P1: ayo pass the aux
P2: okay just don’t play anything shitty
P1: ok *plays Oliver tree*
P3: yo what is this shit
P2: get out of my house

by Bruh1034784 July 31, 2022

Watch out there, now

A phrase often used by the black population to describe anything and everything. It is used in all situations and is often understood immediately by fellow blacks.

(when complimenting someone's appearance)- "Watch out there, now."

(when suprised) "Watch out there, now!

(to alert a person their hair is on fire) "Watch out there, now!"

by Christie_S August 5, 2007

Omar Tyree

An African-American Best selling authour. Also a publisher, lecturer and performance poet.

Flyy girl is written by Omar Tyree.

by royaltyyy October 9, 2006

Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.

I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.

by An old man in a secret dungeon April 3, 2011