Cigarette Chair

A Chair Made Of The Finest Cigarettes Known To Man! It Has The Capability Of Having 6 Cup Holders And Holding Power Of 1,000 Suns! Dont Fuck With The Cigarette Chair!

Guy 1: "Yo You Sit In The Cigarette Chair?"
Guy 2: "Yea?"
Guy 1: "Comfy Right?"
Guy 2: " Yea but needs more Cigarettes."

by Pat Ricks March 26, 2021

happy chairs

It’s like musical chairs, but not. You have to be special to play it, only those who are happy can play, and the chairs themselves must also be happy

That’s happy chairs, it’s the best party game

by laughterinmanslaughter December 30, 2021

chair wardrobe

A chair or floor you throw your clothes on after a long day when you're extremely tired

I just need to relax right now, I need to throw my clothes on my chair wardrobe

by Thestelosipherstone February 21, 2017

Small Chair

1. Someone who has a bad taste in chairs.
2. A insult you would use when someone calls you out.

1. "I went to his house to play some smash and he is such a small chair for having 5 cushions on his chair"
2. "Bruh, you're a bloody small chair for thinking catapults are superior than trebuchets"

by ErwinHistory December 13, 2019

cum chair

Cum chair is a term used to describe a chair with cum on it

Guy: "Bro is this a cum chair?"
Guy2: "Yeah."
Guy: "Why does it have cum on it?"
Guy2: "Probably because I fucked your girl!"

by Joftime March 6, 2019

Chair Dick

The top of a chair usually used to insert anally

“That chair dick looks so fun to ride…”

by Paul Zuez August 24, 2021

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 23, 2018