Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.

The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.

by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022

Golden wedding

When you urinate on someone.

''She wanted a ring, so I gave her a golden wedding."

by Ty2p July 7, 2016

Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".

"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."

by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

Rowan county wedding reception

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child

Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024

Wedding

A place where stupid people eat cake and put on gold rings.

No, weddings are basically funerals with cake.

by mynamearejeff May 8, 2018

Wedding Wake

A gathering of two peoples families and friends to mourn the loss of their individual freedom, by getting ancestor shaming levels of wankered and fingering their cousin in a dark corner. With cake.

I’ve been invited to Dave’s wedding wake this weekend, but I probably won’t go because I fingered my cousin at the last one.

by Seshanie November 10, 2025

Kyrgyzstani Wedding

The act of Kidnapping your wife with a bunch of friends and forcing her into marriage

Tim: Yo, did you hear? I got Married
Bill: Wow, really? To Whom? I thought you where a Virgin Neckbeard
Tim: Yea, bro. I found a girl on the street, she looked like Sagari from "Eromanga Senesi" so we had a Kyrgyzstani Wedding
Bill: Dang, why didn't you Invite me? I could have helped you carry her
Tim: I did, but you said you were busy Tossing Salads behind an Arby's

by CoochieSayer420 December 2, 2020