Chier une pendule

A very French, romantic and rather graphic and imaginative way to tell someone he doesn't need to make a big fuss or get angry about something. Very useful for any occasion.

"Jean-Claude a mangé toute la galette?

- Probablement mais tu ne vas pas en chier une pendule!"

"Has Jean-Pierre eaten the whole cake?"
"Probably but you're not gonna poop a clock because of it!"

by SoFreakinFrench November 27, 2014

kim jong un

fat communist fuck who needs a good whoopin from his bitch ass momma woman hater gay people hater racist cunt who doesnt poop goddamn who tf doesnt poop ya weird ass bitch get blocked my the government u dumb whore. die. kys.

person uno: kim jong un doesnt poop give him a laxative right now.

person two: he doesnt deserve one that communist scum bastard ass dick head dumb ass cocksucker that fat twat beef curtainssuch a flap pussy prick. goddamn i wanna eat my lunch in peace whore...

by anonymous April 8, 2022

UN-Border-Zone

When you stand in between two people. to stop a verbal conflict from happening, you become a UN-Border-Zone.

Or

When you are placed or placed by yourself between to people to stop sexual arousal from happening between a couple or a potential couple.

Will had to act as a UN-Border-Zone between George and Evie.

by 9% September 16, 2017

un-bear-eavable!

Adj. Pertaining to that which is bearlike or involves a bear. Adapted from the word unbelievable so that bears can use it.

I beat that shit up like honey; it was un-bear-eavable!

by haylox9 November 7, 2010

un-co-workable

A person that does not work well with others. Out for themselves

Not a team player, un-co-workable

by Mae Leon September 25, 2011

UN sustainable goals

The world is going to shit, but the UN is very optimistic and is fantasising.

We'll reach the UN sustainable goals soon!

by Pancake Hater May 22, 2023

dami un beso

Give me a kiss

I really want u to give me a kiss.
Give me a kiss.
Dami un beso

by Naomi Cambrini October 1, 2017