stick in the mud

In other words "a killjoy".

Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud!

by kaye321 November 22, 2016

Waving a stick in the Albert Hall

To make love to a woman with such baggy, loose lady parts you barely touch the sides

Man, she was hot but it was like waving a stick in the Albert Hall down there. Honestly, it was like opening a window and shagging the night.

by TheCreviceDotcom July 16, 2008

better than a stick in the eye

A phrase learned growing up in wisconsin. Not sure of its use outside of that illustrious state. Means that something is not so great, but it could be worse.

So you're going to visit Topeka. It's better than a stick in the eye.

by sarmaes November 28, 2006

Stuck in the washing machine

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.

Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Cheese stick on the roof

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair

Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.

by Gadal613 June 15, 2018

stuck on the can

The result of failing to check for toilet paper before defecating.

::calls someone on the cellphone within close proximity to the bathroom::

Receiver: "Hello?"

Caller: "Hey, can you bring me a roll of toilet paper? I forgot to check for one and now I'm stuck on the can."

by Raw Grassfed Goat Milk January 24, 2012

Stuck In The House Syndrome

Stuck in the House Syndrome is when you grow bored of being lazy in your house. Your brain turns to mush, you get tired of sitting so your legs hurt, you don't have anything on t.v to watch, on demand wants to be gay, and you run out of websites and things to do on the computer, you even searched things to do when bored in Google. You feel like rolling on the floor and screaming -__-

PERSON 1: When it snows outside, and my parents refuse to take me anywhere i start to scream and roll on the floor.

PERSON 2: Dude, you must be suffering with stuck in the house syndrome

PERSON 1: Man, i need the cure for SITHS

PERSON 2: Runaway -_-

by Boredchild January 9, 2011