He plays rust all day, if he is your friend you be very lucky. he pulls women but not anymore because he not in his prime, 6th grade was his prime... he working on homework to get grades up. but he still suck.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
he wont stop getting sick like a loser. if you ever be friends with him watch out cuz he beat you up and abuse you on the daily.
Bob: do you know russell.
Tim: sadly that guy sucks booty.
by iamthecameraman May 10, 2024
Get the russellmug. A big beautiful caucasian male with a penis approximately 2 inches in length and 18 inches in width. He looks in the mirror every day sharp as a bullet, and says “Damn, I love my mullet” He enjoys eating american diets such as hamburgers, fries, hotdogs, and new york style pizza. He is also surprisingly not a couch potato despite him being 529 pounds and 5’2. He enjoys football and loves baseball even more and wants to pursue a career in the MLB. He loves to listen to music. His most favorite artists are King Von, Morgan Wallen, Lil Uzi Vert, Zach Bryan, and NBA Young Brother. He also loves his family occasionally being with them and hangs out with fellows all the time. He likes to jerk off with olive oil, ketchup, mayo, and mustard. He is also believed to be native to the planet Mars and has friends across the entire galaxy. He has astronomical projecticle devices that come out his ass and uses them as an advantage during battle.
by Wesley Russell January 19, 2025
Get the Wesley Russellmug. by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024
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Get the allen russellmug. The world's biggest rat. There isn't any other person with this name that can be more ratty than Russell.
by Dormat Dowell November 21, 2021
Get the Russellmug. The russel paradox: a phenomenon in which anyone or most of everyone has a severe lack and no chance of being able to obtain or “pull” bitches and will never touch or meet a woman in their life.
by mc.stilts July 17, 2022
Get the Russel paradoxmug. A nasty skank a$$ boi. Has above average personality, insanely good-looking, isn’t afraid of a bit of NOS poisoning and can pump some pretty off-the-charts sk8erboi moves. You’d be lucky as hell to know a Zane Russell. And even luckier if one fell in love with you.
Person 1 - Whoa BRUH, you be pullin’ bitches all night!! How do you do that?
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
by Josh4win November 22, 2021
Get the Zane Russellmug.