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Hog Knuckle

The exact spot on the shaft of a crooked penis where it changes direction.
Crooked-dicked JimBob could make Tammy Sue cum everytime because his Hog Knuckle hit her G-spot just right.
by Jades5150 January 20, 2018
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Grief hog

The family member whose theatrics and over the top reaction to the loss of the loved one in the family is an effort to seek all the attention and to show everyone the death has hit them the hardest.
Figures the sibling who never cared for or visited our parent in life turned into a total grief hog at the funeral .
by sheila in the car September 2, 2018
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hog meat

Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.
Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.

Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.

Other example:

Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.
by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019
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Tread-hog

A scrawny lollypop headed girl or woman, who hogs the treadmill at the gym, walking briskly for hours as though it would make any difference to her emaciated figure, thus preventing others using the machine.
"I had to quit gym early because there were too many tread-hogs"
by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009
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Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe
"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."
by CaLeDee August 11, 2008
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goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019
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hog ranch

An old-time name for a "whore house."
I can't get any free ass. Time to hit up the hog ranch.
by SilverPirate September 12, 2013
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