National Ditch Day

November 1st (The day after Halloween) A Day where you do not go to school or work so you can stay out late on Halloween to party and not be hungover the next morning
by Ditch king October 29, 2019
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Ding Dong Ditch

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.
My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.
by mung-fu March 08, 2017
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Ding-Dong Don't Ditch

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
by NH GROSS October 04, 2009
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Ditch Witch

A Witch that will make it easier for you to ditch class, or to ditch your friends (if you have any)
The ditch witch helped Tommy to ditch class.
by Jaykay4132 April 14, 2014
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i’m digging a ditch with my spoon
by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021
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ditch side nation wide

tag: "dich-sayd nay-shun wayd" The area in which a lone traveler, ie vagabond claims as his or her temporary home while tramping.
A common exclamation of a specific tramp is "Yo, ditch side nation wide, motha' fucka!"
by Dirt 'n Pinion Da' Mutt February 01, 2008
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Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.
by etzlivuur May 02, 2011
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