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brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.
Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.
by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015
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Pita chip

A "woke" cracker. A white person flavored by performative anti-racism.
This white dude added '#BLM' to his Tinder profile like it means something about him. What a pita chip.
by stomps May 26, 2021
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Chuck a chip

Hey Haydn, look at that girl there. I'd definitely chuck a chip in her
by ChipChucker May 19, 2023
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Queen of the Chips

The queen of all chips, especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety.

The Queen of Chips prefers chips over any other type of food and has been known to eat an entire bag in less than 60 seconds. Her chip-munching speed is admirable, and the grace with which she mucks them is a sight to behold.

She would give up all of her worldly possessions if forced to choose between them and a life with no more chips (especially Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar variety).

Her Chip-Vision can X-ray bags of chips on the store shelf and spot inconsistencies between them including but not limited to the 7 deadly chip-making sins: underfilling of the bag, staleness, too much crunch, too little crunch, broken chips (gasp!), too few wish chips (double gasp!), and uneven distribution of chip seasoning.
"I am the Queen of the Chips. Do not question my crunchy, fried-to-perfection authority!" - The Queen of Chips herself, Sam Stuart.
by ChipsAnonymous August 3, 2013
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chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.
*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"
by Grillbae May 17, 2017
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chip clip

by Jenny_Talia69420 August 7, 2019
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Gravy and Chips

Diahorea on a dick
Stuart: My wife gave me gravy and chips. Fuckin loved it
by Ch33secake May 29, 2018
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