Hot alpha male, always dominant 😈. From the first years of humanity, evolution has led to this perfection of a creation, often as tall as the twin towers, except he has not yet been striken by a comercial 747. This mf valid, also im 6'3 and support all of that inclusive shit so girls hmu 😏🥴
Farmer 1: "Oh lord, here comes Andreas, get on your knees and pay respect, as you are upon the most majestic of creations made by Zeus himself"
by Sexlord69420 November 21, 2021
Get the Andreasmug. by Iehdbjaa June 7, 2022
Get the Andreaingmug. Jolsie Andrea (beauty isn’t even enough to campare to her stunningly amazing uniqueness and gorgeousness , she’s in love will a man named jean Carlos scheker and hopes one day the have a very beautiful baby 👶 if their own and have a beautiful fairytale ending (jean Carlos) if your reading this I FREAKING LOVE YOU ,,SEXIEST SWEETEST MAN EVER !
by She’s the nicest January 5, 2020
Get the jolsie Andreamug. Person1: jimmy tripped Andrea in class today.
Person2: what did she do about it?
Person1: keyed their car.
Person2: what did she do about it?
Person1: keyed their car.
by Reooooo July 17, 2019
Get the Andreamug. An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.
Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"
Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."
Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."
by Sxne19iv2 is weird November 23, 2021
Get the Andreas Christensenmug. Andreas comes from "Andreios"(=Greek)means "manly" or "the manly". Hes goddamn hot, funny and talented. His kisses are on the same level with fire and his eyes will catch you. Andreas body is high quality and next level shit. So dont let him go. Dont lose a romantic and perfect person like him!
Andreas is the example for a perfect guy.
by Zalina June 6, 2018
Get the Andreasmug. by Galaxygon May 6, 2021
Get the Andreasmug.