Alan

Mid

“Bro are you watching One piece”

“Nah bruh this shits gay af, more like Alan Piece”

by thelongwalktodachau November 23, 2021

Alan

Hot mf, with a 69 inch dick. He fawks your gf in the back and sucks her non-existent peen.

The Alan shoved the glizzy up yo gf butt.

by Suckmyd69 December 7, 2020

Alan

Alan is a homophobic beast

Wow that Alan really hates the gay dude

by SlamMe69 November 19, 2023

Alan

the most perfect guy you will ever meet. he has such a kind soul and has a big heart. he’s so amazing. i love him so much. there are no words that can explain how much i love him. i love your smile alan. your personality is just what tops everything off. over 7 billion people and you’re the only one i want. you’re the best. i love you more than life itself😕

Alan is the best guy you’ll ever meet in the whole world

by -you know😕 March 16, 2022

Alan Elterman

Amazing, smart, god

his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever

Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava

by BrittneyE. August 12, 2011

Alan

Alan is the greatest guy I have ever met. Even thought he can seem a bit serious at first, he is actually very funny and will do anything to cheer you up when u have a bad day. He’s my bestfriend and I know I can count on him any time I need to.

- My best friend is an Alan.
- OMG you are so lucky!!

by katrn November 23, 2021

Alan

alan is a very beautiful boy. he is the type of boy that anyone can ask for. he’s kind,funny,and hot. he is good at basketball and he likes to mess around with people. he is a very smart person and he is always standing up for him self. alan likes to make people laugh . He is a very happy boy that needs someone to take care of him.

Some random bitch: Alan is so hot
The bitches friend : Yea whoever dates him is so lucky

by his girlfriend !! April 26, 2022