The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.
That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.
by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009
Get the Caulk the Wagonmug. When a woman is not wearing bra and her breasts sway side-to-side when she walks instead of a healthy bounce.
by macgowan August 29, 2010
Get the wiggle wagonsmug. by Da-Ve March 8, 2014
Get the goat wagonmug. That girl is a whore wagon.she has sex with seven people last night.she also messted with my ugly exboyfriend.
by Pink-rocks100 August 22, 2015
Get the whore wagonmug. when you become a stan of a public figure once their popularity has long-since permeated popular culture.
by notanactuctualdefinitiondotco October 28, 2019
Get the stan-wagonmug. by goonwagon October 2, 2014
Get the Goon-wagonmug. It's when you're drunk as fuck on Jameson Whiskey and your night could go anywhere and end up anywhere and you won't remember how the fuck you got there! That's called catching the Whiskey Wagon
Dude we were so wasted last night we took a ride one the whiskey wagon and the next thing I remember was Being in some girls mansion eating leftovers from her fridge then her dad coming home.
by Simo82 March 19, 2017
Get the whiskey wagonmug.