Ticketeer

Someone who is in a phone support job that cannot answer tickets or emails correctly. They generally give wrong information to get through it as quickly as possible and are hated by other employees that fix their mistakes.
-ex. That stupid ticketeer stole all my emails before I could answer them.
-ex. 3 ticketeers asked a customer if they were connected to the internet, as they were emailing them!
-ex. The ticketeer answered one call all day.
-ex. Ticketeers have a habit of changing the subject so the customer forgets about their problem.
by skoo skaa skoo August 11, 2013
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Shit ticketing

When done using a public toilet you unroll enough toilet paper to wipe without ripping the entire sheet. Then roll all of the shitty paper into a ball and stuff it back into the dispenser, ready for the next person.
I was using a public toilet, as I reached in to get some toilet paper I found the end. And got a hand full of shit paper. Henderson shit ticketing.
by Tapsize June 03, 2018
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walking lottery ticket

A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
by I know write five December 11, 2024
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ticket queen

What city cops call state troopers, since all they do is write speeding tickets on the highways.
Ticket queens hog all the glory.
by RoundenBrown July 28, 2022
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ski tickets

Another stupid slang term to confuse everyone, a meaning for cocane as if there wasn’t enuff
Hey you know where I can get them ski tickets kid looking to make it snow
by punxneedpie January 27, 2018
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french parking ticket

1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!
by MattsRight August 15, 2013
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Skin ticket

Using a razor to make a ticket out of skin
Bro1:Dude I have my balls and I made a skin ticket

Bro2:WTF
by G00d 0l dickin69 October 06, 2019
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