A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.
Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."
by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020
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Slapper blowjob

Chloe t/b sucks off niall R
I really want a slapper blowjob of Chloe
by Slapper blowy November 28, 2020
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downward slapper

A woman's booty that is so big that if you were to vertically slap the booty at a 90 degree downward angle, three of your fingers and 75 percent of your palm would connect with ass
Damn Mike, you see that downward slapper over there?! I bet she could make that shit clap for days!

Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.
by xo805 December 12, 2020
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ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family
"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"
by fun haver July 29, 2015
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Ham Slapper

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.
by Daddy Norm February 06, 2024
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Yapper-Slapper

The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.
Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."
by justcallmechickennugget March 22, 2018
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Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.
Bro, this month I’m gonna pull aChance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!
by The J-Mann August 07, 2024
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