Swampy Sneak

The sight of seeing SFC. Orville P. Snorkle in sneakers, which he hardly ever wears. He was recently seen in sneakers on October 7, 2011 getting ready to play tennis with Pvt. Beetle Bailey. Swampy Sneaks are very hard to spot but Sarge, as he is known, is the most frequent wearer of them. The other guys don't often wear them. If you want to see something sweet, catch Sgt. Snorkle in his Swampy Sneaks!

Orville: Hey Stainy, how about some tennis? I got my Swampy Sneak!

Stainy: You're on! Bet I'll beat you. Nothing beats a good game of tennis. Sweet Jesus!

Orville: (he lifts his foot up to show Stainy the sneaker) Check this out, size 15! Great traction, comfy as all get out! These babies make me the king of the swamp.

Stainy: (yelling) Hold on, wait till you see mine. I drew a picture of Mary on these. Sweet! (they start playing tennis)

Orville: Well, that's 15-Love. I'm ready for you anytime, night or day! (they start chasing each other back and forth hitting the tennis ball)

Stainy: Match point! Look out, I'm gonna get this. (he hits the ball so hard it gets Orville on the foot) Take that! Right on the Swampy Sneak.

Orville: Good one! You beat me, I admit it. But, aren't these Swampy Sneaks fun to wear? Pretty snazzy, huh?

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 14, 2011

sneak

to sucker punch someone when they are not paying attention

a: "Yeah I beat C's ass, he didn't even fight back"
b: "That's because you snuck him, pussy ass bitch, you won't fight him for real though. If you didn't sneak him you would have lost."

by grizzlysin May 7, 2024

sneak flirt

When your chic thinks you ain’t looking, and twists her ass or shoots a wink...or even bats an eye to the next one

Wow, she thought I didn’t peep her sneak flirting

by Big dicolas October 22, 2018

Skootish Sneak

A phrase used by the famous twitch streamer Skootish, usually means failing to sneak and dying in Video Games

I am Skootish Sneak this level

by Tech_support420 August 31, 2023

sneak-a-toke

1. Any stealthy way to smoke marajuana 2. Any device used as such. 3. The act of stealthily smoking marajana. 4. Any person well known for such smoking devices.

Similar to a McGuyver Smoker, in the exception that not all McGuyver Smoker devices are stealthy.

Old Man- "WHERE'S MY SNEAK-A-TOKE?!"

by Ol_man_Kenny October 27, 2011

BIG SNEAK

A person that pretends to be loyal and loving to get what they want at the moment. After they do they turn cold and calculated. They use your insecurities to hurt you. Then pretend that their actions had nothing to do with you. They seem so kind but they're really sneaky slime.

Her: Let's go hiking babe
Him: I'm so busy this week babe
His Facebook story: Him and a different woman hiking
Her: Wow who is she? I thought you were busy. You just didn't want to take me you BIG SNEAK

by Nay'Edeni August 1, 2020

pussy sneak

A phrase describing a male, cunning person who will do anything to project himself as a fantastic guy towards women, just to get laid. A pussy sneak might also try to steal your woman. Translated from the norwegian word "fittesnik". Made famous by Thomas Giertsen in a norwegian comedy show called "Helt Perfekt" (Just Perfect).

Everybody knows Trond Giske is a pussy sneak!

by iwannabeakennedy February 1, 2017