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Crusty Pocket

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.
Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!
by sneak fucker July 1, 2011
mugGet the Crusty Pocketmug.

outta pocket

To say something out of line or saying something beyond extreme.
Take off decisions I lack (take it off)
Take off the fake deep
Take off the fake woke
Take off the I'm broke, I care (take it off)
Take off the gossip
Take off the new logic, that if I'm rich, I'm rare (take it off)
Take off the Chanel
Take off the Dolce
Take off the Birkin bag (take it off)
Take all that designer bullshit off
And what do you have? (Bitch)
Huh, huh, uh, you ugly as fuck
(You outta pocket)
Huh, two ATMs (hah, hah, hah, hah)
You steppin' or what? (You outta pocket, huh)
Who you think they talk 'bout?
Talk about us (you outta pocket, shoot, shoot, shoot)
Who you think they copy off? (Brrt, brrt, brrt, brrt)
Copy off us (get back in pocket)
by Dapper Pradder January 9, 2023
mugGet the outta pocketmug.

Dick Pocket

Dick Pocket ( or Condom or Pussy): anything that can cover a Dick. such as a condom, vagina, mouth, ass, or hand. and many more
Logan: WOW! Balyee, you can use many parts of your body to become a Dick Pocket
Baylee: thanks. I try. my feet were hard to use as one
by get CLAPPED girl February 26, 2019
mugGet the Dick Pocketmug.

Pocket Calling

if you have your cell phone in your pocket, you sometimes manage to call people without knowing it.. that way you are pockey calling
Hank is always pocket calling... I'm getting called by him so often lately.. and than all i hear is his a weird murmer
by Robbird October 23, 2009
mugGet the Pocket Callingmug.

Pocketful of Rainbows

Eureka 7 Pocketful of rainbows was hard to find.
by lazerus=lazyass March 31, 2010
mugGet the Pocketful of Rainbowsmug.

Pocket nuts

Nuts you keep in your pocket to snack on or barter away throughout the day. These could be pistachios or peanuts or some other nut protected by a shell. It could also be a shelled nut like almonds or cashews.
I gave the cab driver some of my pocket nuts as a tip. Didn't want to break a 50
by Amicuz January 27, 2018
mugGet the Pocket nutsmug.

pocket tap

When somebody literally puts his hand on another’s pocket in attempt to see what is in it; in order to steal from them.
You gonna let another man pocket tap you?
by JerseyJosh July 15, 2020
mugGet the pocket tapmug.

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