wax nap

1. An afternoon tryst involving, but not limited to, sublime love-making, carressing, intimate discussion, and sleep.

2. for etymology, see wax(yay definition)

QGF and QBF met for a wax nap before the show.

by quantum girlfriend May 19, 2005

party nap

A nap taken in the evening in anticipation of going out later, likely before a night of partying and excessive drinking. Often a result of tiredness from work or a lack of sleep caused by a previous night of partying.

(at 11:00pm)
Bro 1: Yo, what's good for tonight?
Bro 2: Dude, did you just wake up or something?
Bro 1: Relax, I was taking a party nap man.
Bro 2: Sick brah, lets get rowdy tonight!

by dudeface126 August 7, 2009

Charlie nap

When you have nothing to look forward to during the day, take a Charlie nap to pass the time away.

2:00PM - I have nothing to do until my girlfriend gets off work...I'll take a Charlie nap!

5:00PM - Very refreshing!

by Pebbles485 January 24, 2010

Mark Nap

Get blackout drunk. Pass out pants down on the toilets with arms folded on the knees. Process of the “Mark Nap”:
Step 1: Get blasted drunk
Step 2: Blackout
Step 3: Wake up on the potty to find
your knees make a perfect pillow
Step 4: Enjoy the solid morning buzz
from the night before
Step 5: Go back to bed before the
hangover sets in (how could a sleep
lover argue with this wonderful new-
age nap!)

I thought I was going to take it easy tonight but I ended up taking a Mark Nap.

by Sambino Venucci September 7, 2022

rat nap

When your completely wasted the night before and the next day you wake up feeling like a total trash bag. You are in rat mode. You snack a little like a rat then you take a rat nap. It’s a vicious cycle that happens over and over until you finally feel de-ratted and are ready to go back out to the bar or club only to find yourself ratted again needing a rat nap.

Meatball went out to club 110 with BEAVIS last night. Man they totally drank themselves nearly to death. Good thing they stayed in today and took a few rat naps. They’ll be back tomorrow ready to grow their rat tails back.

by Richard Looong November 24, 2017

Crap And Nap

To take a dump before going to sleep. Similarly:

Napping Crap - to wake up with full pants.

Crapping Nap - to fall asleep whilst on the toilet.

Football practice was in 4 hours, so Bob decided that he had more than enough time to Crap And Nap.

by The Pikachu Master November 6, 2012

blink-nap

The phenomenon where you close your eyes for what you believe to be a couple of seconds, but when you open them again, several minutes to hours have actually passed.

Happens usually when you wake up to an alarm, and still feel really groggy.

I must've been really tired this morning. I woke up early, but I ended up taking a total blink-nap, and almost missed my class!

by Mr. Selectah November 30, 2011