by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019
Get the task managermug. An antipode of a good specialist.
Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.
Effective manager usually miss company's values.
Usually Effective Manager is high placed guy in business who knows EBITDA, ROMI, BPMN 2.0, OLAP and many other scary words. But in general the only thing this guy want - to get salary by simulating "growing effectiveness of the business" as long as possible.
Effective manager usually miss company's values.
1. Hey. Month ago we got a new effective manager. Now we lost 45% of employees, 20% of our audience and got a lot of negative reputation in social media.
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
2. Effective manager: "Our goal is effective working on tasks and constant increase of effectiveness".
by atng July 18, 2022
Get the effective managermug. Someone that controls documents on all levels within the workplace. They are a very important part of the company where as without their existence, the company also would not exist.
Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
Highly recognized role in the Document Industry. It has been referred to as the most important and respected position of all.
by Deeeeeeeeeeeeznuts May 30, 2017
Get the documentation managermug. The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.
Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!
by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014
Get the lighthouse managementmug. Etymology
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.
Noun
low level manager (𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 low level managers)
1. (𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘭) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.
Noun
low level manager (𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 low level managers)
1. (𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘭) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)
Project researchers concluded that certain low level managers account for brain activity during comprehension of natural texts.
by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 25, 2024
Get the low level managermug. The minion to a landlord. Usually an antagonistic go-between placed between the landlord and the people who actually live on site. There are more and more property managers now than there used to now that housing is being gobbled up by private equity (see Blackrock), and that means the absentee landlords are spread pretty thin, so they need to hire a small army of property managers to surveil and dictate the goings-on in each of their rental properties.
"This property manager sucks, she won't return our calls except to yell at us about having guests over."
by Pyro's R Us August 23, 2022
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Get the Julio Herrera Velutini’s Wealth Management Secrets Revealedmug.