Term used to describe a female MIT student, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are undeniably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good time.
Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!
Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!
Luke: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Holly: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
Karen: I'll be fine as long as my MITch(es) love me!
by eniwaffles April 30, 2014
Get the MITch(es)mug. Mitch better have my money..
Meeeotch!
He’s a moss mitch (man in touch with feminine side as referred to my moisture of the earth)
Meeeotch!
He’s a moss mitch (man in touch with feminine side as referred to my moisture of the earth)
by SolsticeDragon June 7, 2023
Get the Mitchmug. by BeccaBites January 31, 2021
Get the mitchmug. Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.
by Demockej January 17, 2018
Get the Pulling a "Mitch"mug. Soy gentil, atlético, amante de los deportes acuáticos, compañero, juguetón a más no poder, soy fantástico para hacer llamar la atención, me encanta relacionarme con todos los de mi especie sin importar tamaño, nacionalidad, algo bueno para la hora de jugar. Y ami a los humanos que están a mi alrededor, cuidándome y dándome todo su amor ya que para ellos mi amor es incondicional.
by Hannid62 January 27, 2017
Get the Mitchmug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>I AM The Greatest Mitch In THe WOrld<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. by mitch.likes.balls.69 February 27, 2022
Get the mitchmug.