Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and
you dont. (drake snake)
THE END
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and
you dont. (drake snake)
THE END
by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 29, 2024
Person 1: hey babe what are you looking at and vigorously masturbating to?
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.
Person 2 (babe): nothing hon.
Person 1: its the drake leak isn't it, you're looking at his drake snake, his ten metre defeater, his rod of reckoning his-
Person 2: im leaving you for drake
Person 1: wowzers.
by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake June 14, 2024
The Canadian Rapper Drake got his dick leaked bro had that 50 meter defeater that shit is longer than the Eiffel Tower don't let yo girl see it or might as well call yo ass single bruh your fun size snicker aint gonna compete with that.
Bro i saw the drake leak he has a Drake Snake now my girl saw it and she said i have a fun size snicker compared to drake.
by Numba 12 cock March 13, 2024
by JeffTheNick March 13, 2024
by JeffTheNick April 12, 2024
one of t he greatest bitches of all time
she can do your background check and your taxes at the same time
she is fun to play with
one of the greatest bitches of all time
she can do your background check and your taxes at the same time
she is fun to play with
one of the greatest bitches of all time
by HarrySwatter69 January 01, 2022