Counter Butter

When a person diarrheas on the counter and a third party rubs their genitals in it, then proceeded by intercourse.

I can't believe they wanted the counter butter on the first date.

by AHamSandwich May 2, 2022

Counter Josh

The act of Joshing someone in retaliation to them Joshing you beforehand.

"I'm Joshing you" Fork says.

"Oh yeah? I'm gonna counter josh you then" Yoshi says.

by ToTheCurb7785 February 16, 2023

counter-strike

1-a very violent internet based game in wich you kill as many people as possible with all sorst of weapons.

2-an online game by valve based on the source engine, wich is also used by half-life 2

1-Jack Thompson thinks counter-strike is bad

2- i killed alot of people in counter-strike with all sorts of weapons

by Llamaparty March 27, 2009

trip counter

When you perform a simple action (like tripping) in order to counter a complicated play style or set of actions.

Person A’s Mind: I’m going to knock Person B over, pin him to the ground, and finish him off with my Sinister Slash!
Person A: *runs forward like a charging bull*
Person B: *trips Person A*
Person A: *rolls off a cliff*
Person A’s Mind: How did my amazing plan lose to a trip counter?

by ChameleonDragon August 6, 2018

fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.

John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina

by Mat365 January 22, 2018

Geiger Counter

A device designed to count geigers.

Distressed Farmer: I'm worried that last NATO airstrike contaminated my topsoil.
Serbian Rescue Worker: We better count the geigers then, someone get us a geiger counter!

by Thumblesteen September 23, 2023

Counter-Strike 2

CSGO but wayyyyyyyyyyy worse. No operation has been released since its launched, matchmaking is infested with cheater and bots, subtick feels terrible, has insane null bind, and so on.

Counter-Strike 2 is nothing compareed to CSGO

by edranka August 21, 2024