Dry Cod: 1. a person with no sense of humour; a rigid, unyielding person; a boring person with no flair or zest. A dry cod may be old, young, male or female. 2. A man who is a sexual loser. One who cannot "get it up". An older man who is viewed as ineffectioal. 3. A piece of cod fish that is past its prime or over cooked which results in a dried out, non tasty fish product.
1. My boss, Tom, is a real dry cod, he always goes by the book and never makes a joke or small talk. 2. Old man Sherman hasnt been laid in 50 years! What a dry cod! 3. That cod fish from Whole Foods was dry as dust. Thats a real dry cod!
by bullcityword April 25, 2011
Get the Dry Codmug. 
A foul, fish-like, smelly penis that comes from not washing or properly maintaining your Cack. Usually affects people from the East Coast that live on the West Coast.
by W.B. Eliis June 20, 2011
Get the Cape Codmug. by quenam March 19, 2003
Get the cod eyemug. everyone is super fruity weird and go bannanas when thay hear aa girl aand are fatter than a disccord mod andinsteaad of touching gass they staart too fly
by imbrainded November 8, 2021
Get the cod lobbymug. Slang term for the vagina. Due to the insinuation of a relationship between female genitalia and fish, used only in a degrading fashion.
Dude #1: Hey bro, where were you last night?
Dude #2: Ah man, I hooked up with some chick and was about to bone her, but turns out she was rockin a lip-cod.
Dude #2: Ah man, I hooked up with some chick and was about to bone her, but turns out she was rockin a lip-cod.
by CPatch February 1, 2005
Get the lip-codmug.