Chronic Painsies

A catch-all phrase for those of us in chronic pain.
Girl: "I like the term "chronic painsies" that Loolwa Khazzoom coined."
Boy: "It's better than "chronic painsters" or "chronic pain peeps" by far."
by In Search Of Truth January 29, 2011
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Chronic Defibator

1. One who chronically adds terms and definitions to Urban Dictionary.

2. One who chronically masturbates to definitions of words.

Derived from the words "definition" and "masturbator."

Commonly labeled with the word "homo" and "fag."
1. (Boy 1: Dude, I was on Urban Dictionary last night adding words.

Boy 2: You're such a chronic defibator.)

2. (See him? He always carries around a dictionary, I think he's a chronic defibator.)
by ChronicDefibator March 31, 2010
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Chronically Washed

Means to be performing terribly or at a decline in sports from different occurring times or eras in a career. Also applies to yips, but occurs chronically.
I’m telling you, I’m chronically washed, one year I do well, the next I’m awful.

I can never play consistently, it’s like I’m chronically washed.
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Chronic Facebook Liker

A sincerely lonely individual that roams Facebook for any and all posts that need to be liked!!! Watch out cause tricky bastards get you every time!!!!
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chronic disposition

Mang, I have chronic disposition after sleeping with that hooker!
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Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."
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Chronic boner

When you wake up and you have a boner for more than 1-4 hours but your at a sacred place such as your grandmas house, church, your 7 year old kids birthday party
I’ve had chronic boner for 2 hours now but I’m at my wedding
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