December 5th

National Beat your meat in front of your crush

December 5th I beat my meet infront of my crush

by rPvnther December 3, 2019

August 5th

Wilem appreciation day
Also known as
W1lz pro appreciation day
It is a day where we appreciate wilem because he really is such a good friend and is a very good person in general.
APPRECIATE WILEM!

Damn guys I almost forgot it’s august 5th tomorrow, that’s wilem appreciation day.

by W1lzproappreciationist August 4, 2022

September 5th

Kiss a guy who’s name begins with an F

It’s September 5th let me kiss u

by Fatherpum September 3, 2022

Febuary 5th

On the 5th day of febuary, a legend was born. Benny Rastvakt started roaming schoolyards with his fancy vest and megaphone.

On febuary 5th we celebrate the birth of Benny Rastvakt.

by Staroslav February 4, 2019

April 5th

I despise this day. I wish I hadn't given him the damn note. now I'm stuck with a manipulative bf. I wish i could leave but i dont have the balls to. might just tie the rope and leave that way. augh.

bf: Heyyy it's april 5th its been a year babe
gf: oh..yeah a year.. a year of this relationship...woohoo!
bf: aren't you happy? you can't be sad around me. You're making me sad now, you don't want to make me sad do you? that's basically treating me like shit. wow you are a horrible person!!

:(

by augh ima kms augh September 15, 2022

November 5th

STAB ALL YOUR SHORT FRIENDS!!!!!! THEY DONT NEED TO LIVE IF THEY SHORT

short friend *dies*
short guy walking by : "Why did u stab him?"
Me: "Its November 5th"
short guy walking : "Oh ok" *dies*

by MINECRAFT GUY 69,420 November 4, 2019

November 5th

It's national ask your crush to be your bf/gf day

Hey it's November 5th so.... Will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?

by Niliac3 November 4, 2020