hayato moment

when your dad is an explosion serial killer and you can't tell anybody that he is or else they will die.

my dad is actually a serial killer that is 33 years of age? this really be a hayato moment

by SBD2042 September 8, 2020

Carmella Moment

a carmella moment is to drop all work and leave your work area for a minimum of 10 minutes at least three or four times per hour.

I am gonna have to get back to you on that Boss, I have yet to have my carmella moment this hour.

I don't know where reception is, she must be having a carmella moment

by ptmulder April 10, 2008

James moment

A James moment is a event when James post some horny and weird shit (weird mf)

Sane person 1: Did you saw what James posted
Sane person 2: Yeah he jacking off to Among Us porn
Sane person 1: That do be a James moment

by Redos005 October 20, 2020

slow moment

a DUH....moment..its where u forgot what u did or what u were going to do

bob:hey cindy..did u knw wrestling comes on tonight??
cindy:oh okay ill watch it

(15 minutes later)

bob:are u watching wrestling
cindy:OHHHH SHOOT...
bob and cindy:SLOW MOMENT

by asdfwaertawfgsaef June 28, 2010

John moment

When you attempt something that takes very little brain power but still manage fuck up.

Matt hit his head really hard and has lots of john moments now.

by Chuggington December 28, 2016

Jåke moment

A jåke moment is like a bruh moment but even more bruh

Person 1 : "damn why is he drinking from the toilet"
Person 2 : "jåke moment"

by Greger5000 October 14, 2020

Ellipses Moment

When you have an awkward moment with someone, and instead of saying "dot dot dot", like you would use in a text message, you call this moment an ellipses moment.

When a douche bag walked in the room, we all felt awkward and declared it was an ellipses moment.

by awkwardmomentsftw April 29, 2011