When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.
Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
by MysticFire April 30, 2011
Get the dick texting mug.A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.
It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.
Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
by djs477 December 29, 2009
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Blake couldn't use his phone for 2 days because we used text terrorism on him and sent over 5000 text messages!
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Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"
Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."
9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."
9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"
Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."
9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."
9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010
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by fluffy flave March 5, 2010
Get the text booking mug.A person who texts so much to people sitting next to them, they forget how to speak and lose vocalability.
Jill says ,"Hey Carol, what are you doing?"
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."
by Harry Houdinini October 3, 2009
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