When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.
Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
by MysticFire April 30, 2011
Get the dick textingmug. A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.
It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.
Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
by djs477 December 29, 2009
Get the Stale Textmug. When delays and congestion in the cellular network cause frustrating delays in the delivery time of a text message potentially causing a social fail.
(texting)
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"
Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."
9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."
9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"
Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."
9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."
9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010
Get the Text lagmug. by bekahUNLEASHED November 22, 2009
Get the Texting Bitchmug. Getting a group of friends and bombarding a single person with so many texts that the victim's phone is inoperable.
Blake couldn't use his phone for 2 days because we used text terrorism on him and sent over 5000 text messages!
by g00nSqWAd 4Lif3 December 20, 2009
Get the Text Terrorismmug. Groups of specially selected people in your cell phone book in which you customize texts for at holidays or special events.
At Christmas, you might send a "Merry Christmas, cutie" to old hook-ups or "plan b - back-up" hook-ups in your life,
while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.
"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.
These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".
Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?
while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.
"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.
These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".
Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?
by Bonnie Sicora & Bobby Cipolla January 10, 2008
Get the text bracketmug. When someone is texting, emailing , or instant messaging the following ways. acting out, talking out speaking out laughing out gawking out, or snickering out loud. to where someone a far off or close can hear or see this action.
Me: Hey man who are talking to!
Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.
Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.
Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.
Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.
by Gabe.R February 7, 2009
Get the Audio Textingmug.