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dick texting

When a guy you have no type of sexual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of sexual favor - similar to sleep texting, but with their dick.
Friend1: So "bob" was dick texting me last night :/
Friend 2: no wayyy! What did he say?
Friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 YEARS AGO!!
by MysticFire April 30, 2011
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Stale Text

A text message that is received well after it was sent. This often makes the text pointless and/or no longer applicable.
It is ten o'clock, and I just got a text from Jim saying to meet them at the movies around eight.

Damn, I hate getting stale texts like that!
by djs477 December 29, 2009
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Text lag

When delays and congestion in the cellular network cause frustrating delays in the delivery time of a text message potentially causing a social fail.
(texting)
Original sender: 8:00 : "Bro, what's that address again?"

Recipient's Reply: 8:30 "idfk."

9:00 : "wtf took you so long, stop masturbating."

9:30: "I'm not man, it must be text lag"
by MrAwesom3 July 24, 2010
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Texting Bitch

Somebody that texts for you while you are driving. Primarily this is the person that sits shotgun.
Garrett: Dude i let you sit shotgun so be my texting bitch.
Rj: whatever dickhole.
by bekahUNLEASHED November 22, 2009
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Text Terrorism

Getting a group of friends and bombarding a single person with so many texts that the victim's phone is inoperable.
Blake couldn't use his phone for 2 days because we used text terrorism on him and sent over 5000 text messages!
by g00nSqWAd 4Lif3 December 20, 2009
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text bracket

Groups of specially selected people in your cell phone book in which you customize texts for at holidays or special events.
At Christmas, you might send a "Merry Christmas, cutie" to old hook-ups or "plan b - back-up" hook-ups in your life,

while you might send a "Happy Holidays, I love you" to only your close friends and family.

"Happy Hanukkah" might go to a text bracket of your Jewish friends.

These three types of scenarios are different "text brackets".

Which text bracket do you fall into in your friends lives?
by Bonnie Sicora & Bobby Cipolla January 10, 2008
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Audio Texting

When someone is texting, emailing , or instant messaging the following ways. acting out, talking out speaking out laughing out gawking out, or snickering out loud. to where someone a far off or close can hear or see this action.
Me: Hey man who are talking to!

Friend: Oh Sorry bro i was Audio Texting a little loud, its kinda natural for me when i text.

Me: Alright well can you stop it's getting annoying.
by Gabe.R February 7, 2009
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