Scandanavian Teabag

getting ready for your mediocre Teabag, urinate in said persons mouth, no swallowing, then resume with dipping your testicles inside their mouth and making a dip/splashing sound whilst Urine still warm.

That guy Maurice Pottemus, he just gave me a Scandanavian Teabag

by Maurie Pottomus December 8, 2018

Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025

Yorkshire Teabagging

When you go see Six Feet Below, a metal band from Bradford, and mid-set they bless you with one of their signature Yorkshire Teabags, a sacred act in their ongoing attempt to summon Sean Bean from the bastard dimension.

“I never thought I’d be saying this, but I genuinely want Six Feet Below to give me a good Yorkshire Teabagging. I'll do it for His Royal Highness, Sean Bean, I'll do it for Yorkshire, ye bastard.”

by Six Feet Below August 25, 2025

Chocolate Teabag

When a scrotum that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another's mouth.

Jennifer: I used to teabag Dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and I almost gagged!

by RacerXHG November 2, 2010

TeaBagged

to get someones nuts put on your face while your laying the ground

while i sniped the hacker when he died i teabagged him

by baconeggandcheeseham21 May 20, 2025

Teabag Shower

(noun)

1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.

(verb)

2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.

She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.

He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.

by TheBounder October 1, 2024

Vampire Teabag

A tampon.

"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021