The greasy teabag

This is where you poop your pants with a very soft stool, then walk and sit and stand enough to smoosh the load all over your genitals. Now drop trou and proceed with standard teabagging proceedures.

After eating way to many prunes and way to much spaghetti, little Johnny had a unfortunate ( but opportunity rich ) loss of bowel control while dressed in his Sunday best. He then decides to make himself feel better by giving his drunk and passed out older brother ( who is normally quite mean to little Johnny ) "the greasy teabag".

by thckjnk April 19, 2013

German Teabag

The german teabag is when you and your partner do a certain act. Your partner pours warm water in their mouth, and you attach a teabag to your balls. They then lay down and you begin to squat on top of them to begin lowering the teabag. As soon as the teabag is in their mouth, insert your balls as well until the teabag is fully strained, then, your partner will sit up and swallow the tea.

Marcus: Yo, Me and Jessica yesterday, i TOTALLY gave her the German Teabag

by Marcusmastur February 8, 2024

scumbag teabag

Teabagging someone after dipping your balls in poop, preferably not too solid poop.

Dave gave me a scumbag teabag today, his balls were dripping with diarrhea, delicious!

by SpunkSkunk January 6, 2018

Scandanavian Teabag

getting ready for your mediocre Teabag, urinate in said persons mouth, no swallowing, then resume with dipping your testicles inside their mouth and making a dip/splashing sound whilst Urine still warm.

That guy Maurice Pottemus, he just gave me a Scandanavian Teabag

by Maurie Pottomus December 8, 2018

English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

Yorkshire Teabagging

When you go see Six Feet Below, a metal band from Bradford, and mid-set they bless you with one of their signature Yorkshire Teabags, a sacred act in their ongoing attempt to summon Sean Bean from the bastard dimension.

“I never thought I’d be saying this, but I genuinely want Six Feet Below to give me a good Yorkshire Teabagging. I'll do it for His Royal Highness, Sean Bean, I'll do it for Yorkshire, ye bastard.”

by Six Feet Below August 25, 2025

Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025