Plain pop tart

Someone with no personality, or point of being there.

The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.

(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)

by Uglybuglybee September 18, 2023

f uck tart

an extreme dumbass or asshole

Why are you always such a f uck tart?

by Mr. Tyler F January 13, 2008

pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka July 25, 2016

Alabama pop tart

When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.

Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*

by MURDOCISGOD July 29, 2017

tart your pumpkin

putting a desert on your butt before tossing your salad.

I tart your pumpkin} before tossing your salad.

by dd147 November 28, 2011

Pop-tart Slapped

When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.

Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.

by spangar July 14, 2011

Fuck-tart

Pop-tart, except Pop = Fuck

Shut up, you Fuck-tart!

by Chicken Fluff December 15, 2003