Steve : Bro, have you seen Paul Blart Mall Cop yet?
Gerald : Nah, but i really want to
Steve : Be prepared to laugh
Gerald : Nah, but i really want to
Steve : Be prepared to laugh
by Swift Fox 2277 June 18, 2018
Get the Paul Blart Mall Copmug. The security are some gay motherfuckers. Theres a black man that looks like frozone he usually yells at kids of the age of 12-16
by Yetrrrrrr March 26, 2019
Get the Freehold mall securitymug. A condition always in males that comes about when you see the mall from the highway. Your teeth clench your hand firmly goes around your wallet and will not let go, the arches in your feet already start to ache and you start to quiver. Getting out of the car is very hard since your body has gone rigid and your hand is still over your wallet.
We were driving down the highway when I spotted the mall and Sudden Mall Disease or SMD came over me.
by Wayne Schultz January 18, 2009
Get the Sudden Mall Diseasemug. "Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"
violently gargles on his dick
violently gargles on his dick
by gayfigger November 20, 2022
Get the National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall daymug. by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018
Get the Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Copmug. person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh
by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022
Get the i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted outmug. by CPB1999 June 6, 2021
Get the Mallmug.