Paul Blart Mall Cop

One of the Funniest movies made by mankind

Steve : Bro, have you seen Paul Blart Mall Cop yet?
Gerald : Nah, but i really want to
Steve : Be prepared to laugh

by Swift Fox 2277 June 18, 2018

Freehold mall security

The security are some gay motherfuckers. Theres a black man that looks like frozone he usually yells at kids of the age of 12-16

Aye bro you see that freehold mall security gard he looks like frozone

by Yetrrrrrr March 26, 2019

Sudden Mall Disease

A condition always in males that comes about when you see the mall from the highway. Your teeth clench your hand firmly goes around your wallet and will not let go, the arches in your feet already start to ache and you start to quiver. Getting out of the car is very hard since your body has gone rigid and your hand is still over your wallet.

We were driving down the highway when I spotted the mall and Sudden Mall Disease or SMD came over me.

by Wayne Schultz January 18, 2009

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

by gayfigger November 20, 2022

Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop

This a meme which uses rhyme to reference the movie, Pual Blart Mall Cop in order to express humor.

Bro, that's as funny as that Rain Drop Drop Top Catch me on my segway Paul Blart Mall Cop meme!

by THanoslover69 December 19, 2018

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Eastland Mall

A mall that at one time didn't need new life on site, since people loved going there and skating at the ice rink. There is nothing that will replace it, no matter what gets built there now. Somebody thought it would be better if it crumbled than if it was still standing, and people allowed it to happen, the same way they did Thunder Road.

Eastland Mall didn't really need to be lost, and there's not anything they could build that would replace it. Sometimes something was already done right once, then somebody came along trying to destroy it, and it won't ever be right again, it's gone.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021