Sweaty Mook 

A phrase to use to use in an argument or just in passing conversation, make sure to pronounce the S with extra fizz "SSSSWWEATY MOOK".

Same as saying "shut it you dirty cock".

Can also add "stain" on the end to add extra shazam.

Well........you're a sweaty mook.

Shut it you sweaty mook stain.

Dan - "Seen Monwara Begum today?"

Rob - "Nah"

Dan - "Oh well, that sweaty mook does my nut in anyway".

Sweaty Mook by Daniel Heaton August 11, 2006

Sweaty Shitbag 

A fat guy in gym who sucks at every sport but when somebody makes a mistake, can't serve, or doesn't hit the ball properly rolls his eyes and says very loudly in his fat-guy voice, "What was THAT!" or "Why would you just stand there?"
The person most likely to have a ball aimed at his head. Most often raped by his father during early childhood. His mother never loved him. See also plink ball hog

Victoria tries to serve the volleyball, tries her best, and it lands just in front of the net. Bret, who happens to be a Sweaty Shitbag, moans to his boyfriend, Dimitri, also a Sweaty Shitbag, and then they guffaw, miss many more balls, and after class go have sex in the locker room.

Sweaty Shitbag by Laura (ARSON!) March 5, 2008

Sweaty taco

The action of placing one's penis in between the sweaty flab pockets in a woman's stomach, making the shape of a taco. Sometimes the smell of the sweat from the flab will mix with the beaty swollocks, and one might therefore feel a distinctive smell of ass wine hanging in the air.

Me: "Hey man she gave me such a lovely sweaty taco last night."

Rob: "Wow! How did it feel?!"

Me: ''It was a bit like shoving my penis in between two pieces of soggy sweaty bread!"

Rob: "Sweet I might go home and try that with the Mrs."

Me: "Yeah go for it. You should be careful though because sometimes the smell from you ball came mix with the sweat from her flab and the end aroma wont be pleasant."

Sweaty taco by B!B! November 15, 2012

Sweaty Doritos

When you're in the boys locker room, you catch a sudden whiff of a terrible smell, almost similar to Doritos. Then the first damn word that pops from your mind is Sweat, the second word is Doritos! Sweaty Doritos!

Guy 1: Oh my god, someone in here smells like Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 2: Hey that's racist, just because I'm Mexican and I eat Doritos!

Sweaty Doritos by XxTheGreyFoxxX May 13, 2016

Sweaty Spaghetti 

When you have fairly sweaty hair in your pubic region, You can trim (if your adventurous you may shave) Your dick hair. This hair is a great topping for Ice Cream, Pizza, Tuna fish, Facial Cum, Shit Porn Aftermath and last but not least, Sammy Blues fireman corn.

Last night i was eating this worst Pizza, So i went in my big bros room and shaved his dick hair, Bon Apetite. A delicious Pizza Sweaty Spaghetti Is delicious

Sweaty Spaghetti by Dbromance October 13, 2011

sweaty bum cum

to say something is sweaty or kinky.

Yo son , you got sweaty bum cum .

hey i wanna lick your sweaty bum cum.

sweaty bum cum by Mr T April 23, 2005

Sweaty swallow

Your partner is giving you a blow job and the man Accidentally lets his sperm go in to her mouth and she swallows the sperm

I gave that girl a sweaty swallow

Sweaty swallow by Monky sex1 May 13, 2009