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Zipper Studies

Zipper studies is a field for interdisciplinary study devoted to zipper identity and zippered representation as central categories of analysis. This field includes zipper's studies (concerning zipper, zipped, zipping, and philosophy).
"I can pinpoint the source of this zipper thanks to my degree in Zipper Studies"
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studying without the stu

Friend: How, what you doing?
Me: I'm Studying without the stu.
Friend: Oh ok, wait...
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The studies show

No I believe it because the studies show that it's what's happening. Therefore, it isn't a belief. It is a true thing that is happening, actually.
Hym "Yeah, the studies show that women are selecting men 6< for short term reproductive success and men >6 for long term relationships. The studies on the issue... Are literally just Critical fat cock theory. Now, you have to consider: Why are the relationships short term? Are they INTENDED to be short term? Is it just hooking up? IRRELEVANT! EITHER WAT that is what they are seeking out INITIALLY. Are they coming out of the gate seeking long term relationships? No. So, when the fat cocks are done with them? Relationship time! That's critical fat cock theory. And it isn't a 'belief.' It isn't misinformation. It's MALINFORMATION (According to that bitch Cory who "DiD tHe ReSeArCh" and I'll tell you what, if I get my hands on her, she's going to need to do some research on why her ass is pink... I'll give you a hint! 🖐). Which means 'Information that is TRUE but makes people look bad.' This just IS what's happening. The data shows that it's happening. If you ask them what they are doing or looking for they will tell you what they're doing. That's why the religion. It's a breeding cult to protect the fact cocks. Critical fat cock theory explains everything! It's the grand unifying theory of human interaction."
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Studying

The art of staring at a book and praying something goes in.
Teacher: 'Have you finished studying chapter 15 for the test?'
Me: 'Something might have gone in through osmosis, idk'
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Binge-Studying

The ability to be able to eat and study simultaneously.
Recently, I’ve found myself to be binge-studying through the day.
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study issues

i have study issues
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Oxford Study

Oxford study is a term used by insecure men that fetishize asian women. Any Asian women will post with their white boyfriend and people on tiktok/instagram/twitter will automatically hate and say “Oxford study” because they’re mad they didn’t bag an Asian girl but a white man did. Hmm like maybe if you didn’t obsess over their race they’d want you!! sorry edgar they chose someone else. An Oxford study is not a real study it’s something these insecure/jealous men pulled out their ass.
“Wow white man did it in one week.. Oxford study 🤓” says jealous Jamal.
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