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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 

The biggest and most cancerous game in the counter-strike series to date! You'll find just about every emotion in this ball of absolute and utter autism called csgo for short. Whether you find yourself fending off wallers or aimbotters you are guaranteed to blow a head gasket. Maybe fancy yourself some casual? There you can find an assortment of terrible players who you couldn't possibly think would actually be having fun considering they are so bad at the game but alas before you press that mic key you are drowned out by the thousands of 6-12 year olds with aspergers spamming the mic with "dank memes" got a sick inventory? Well you must be Global right? HahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHDJFJICIGKFNFKTIGOGLFMFK........where did I go wrong?
Me: what's the diagnosis Doctor?
Doctor: I'm afraid you have Counter-Strike: Global Offensive .....uncurable
Me:NOOOOOOOOO

obie strike team 

a team

the intro of lil flips game over

pebble
pebble
swat swat
bigster
obie strike team
lets get it going...


GAME OVER
its a dumb remix there
obie strike team by lolwut484793ue3j September 8, 2004

Hawk Strike 

The process of headbutting someone with a bowed head and outstretched arms, while shouting "HAWK STRIKE" at the top of your voice. Best used when jumping off of something raised for example stairs or a bench.
"Hey guy, you got the time?"

"HAWK STRIKE"
Hawk Strike by Hamesiii January 1, 2009

slaughter strike sunday 

1. Any term that refers to anything cliche or immature. Could be used as an adjective or a noun.

2. A group of prison inmates that have formed knitting clubs to keep them warm at night.
1. The movie 'Step Brothers' was pretty slaughter strike sunday if you ask me.

2. I would join a slaughter strike sunday because it's so damn cold!

thunder strike 

When the ass cheeks bang the thighs and he hits the final blow
That last clap of that ass made me have my final blow, thunder strike
thunder strike by Gautama February 26, 2015

Counter Strike: Global Offensive 

A game for people with no sanity, a lot of time, and no life.
Guy 1: Hey man, want to play some Counter Strike: Global Offensive
Guy 2: Why the fuck did you say it like that?