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stoner music

Stoner music that is fun to listen to under the influence of marijuana. Stoner music covers everything, not just stoner rock. Because of the subculture-association with cannibus, hip-hop, metal, reggae, and a few other notable genres can fall under the unbrella. Some essential stoner albums over the years include:

Pink Floyd-Dark Side of the Moon
Tool-Aenima
Alice in Chains-Dirt
Jimi Hendrix-Are You Experienced?
Bob Marley-Legend
The Beatles-The White Album
Nine Inch Nails-The Downward Spiral
Frank Zappa-Apostrophe(')
The Grateful Dead-Fallout from the Phil Zone
Jenni thought that Queens of the Stone Age sucked, but she was just sobered up and needed some stoner music. After a few bowls, she was at the record pickin' all their shit up!
by David Bates October 1, 2006
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stoner rules

also known as stoner etiquette

a list of commandments in place with people that smoke with others. These commandments are manadatory and the consequences = losing your turn, dealing with cottonmouth until other handlings and possibly getting last on the next bowl.

Rules are as followed:
1. If someone if paying for the weed, it is mandatory for them to get first hit. They must also pack the bowl unless the party informed someone else and got another to do it for them.

2. When passing the bowl/blunt, the person whom owns the pipe/rolled the joint will get second hit. No buts.

3.Don't bogart the weed! It's for the group to share.

4. When rolling a joint, don't fucking nigger lip it! It's disgusting and closing the opening.

5. When cashed, if you don't own the pipe, don't resin hit it. It's not your resin to hit!

6. Don't pass a cashed bowl or a semi-cashed bowl without telling the next person of the status.

7. When smoking a fresh bowl after the initial one, you must flip the rotation. 1st: To the left. Next: to the right. It's only fair.

8. Always share any food or drink you have with the rest of the gang, cotton mouth is no fun.

9. After being smoked out by fellow acquaintance, you must in return, smoke them out. It's wonderful karma.

10. Don't ever fucking complain about the weed. Don't like it don't smoke it!
V: Okay, who nigger-lipped it?
M: Brittney...
B: No...it was like that when I got it.
V: Chenoa! That's rule #4!
C: What rule?
M: The stoner rules. duh!
by Brittney Sade January 21, 2009
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Stoner Diet

Being on a Stoner diet is when all you eat is boxed foods such as cereal, hot pockets, waffles, and cup of noodles.
Hot pockets HAVE to be Ham and Cheese or Pepperoni Pizza flavored. Waffles HAVE to be Eggo. Cup of Noodles has to be shrimp flavored. And cereal has to be made by kellogs. If you follow these rules your on a stoner diet.
by DJ TomiK November 13, 2009
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Stoner Deeds

The very generous deeds a stoner/pothead does before the occasional toke of marijuana(Cannabis/Sativa) to feel less guilty(if at all) of using this illegal substance.
Hernando:Yo Kian do you wanna go get super fuckin blazed?

Kian:Yea, let me go wash the dishes first.

Hernando:Oh right, cant toke without them stoner deeds!
by The Zanthercat December 20, 2008
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STONER CHICKEN

A STONER CHICKEN IS KINDA LIKE A DRUNKEN CHICKEN THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU SHOVE A ONCE OF WEED UP ITS ASS BEFORE YOU COOK IT WHEN EATEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES MAKING THE BIRD TASTE EVEN BETTER A PERFECT FOOD FOR A DIRTY HIPPIE STONER BE YOU IN A SUIT OR SAGGY ASS PANTS ALL STONERS ALIKE WILL LOVE THIS DISH
HEY BRO THAT BIRD WE JUST DEMOLISHED WAS DA BOMB DIGGITY I LOVES ME A STONER CHICKEN WHO EVER CAME UP WIT THIS IDEA IS BRILLIANT HES THE EMERIL OF THE HOOD
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 21, 2011
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stoner sandwich

Squatting in front of your refrigerator at one in the morning, jamming lunch meats and cheeses into your pie hole, sans bread, after copious hits of the kind.
"Last night, I scarffed a stoner sandwich while watching Family Guy."
by hazmatmonkey February 8, 2008
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Eugene Stoner

Eugene Morrison Stoner (Born November 22, 1922 in Gosport, Indiana; died April 24, 1997 (aged 74) in Palm City, Florida) is the man most associated with the design of the AR-15, which was adopted by the military as the M16.
Eugene Stoner is a genious of firearms.
by Drew473209123 January 18, 2009
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