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Name-Stalking

Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.
I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.
by wafflesnwafflesnwaffles April 24, 2014
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Food for Stalk

Anything that provides mental stimulus for creeping. Usually a Facebook newsfeed.
(inner monologue of a high/bored person):Laying here watching 'Hoarders' is not enough right now, I should read something. Food for thought on Wikipedia or food for stalk on Facebook?
by taycolez October 6, 2011
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e-stalk

When a co-worker spends half his day looking up references online pertaining to your name or nickname. Usually defined by a mancrush that would cause the coworker to look you up online to find more about you.
Matt just keeps looking up my name online. He must want to go on an e-date with me...the wacko! The Freaking e-stalker

Why does Matt keep sending me links to my nickname online? He must really have a Man-Crush on me...I think that he wants to get into my e-pant I think that he's e-stalking me..
by C-pher November 18, 2009
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hawk stalking

When someone stalks a person using social networks or watches them from a far distance trying not to arouse suspicion.
girl1: Bob has been totally hawk stalking you, he gets your tweets sent straight to his phone and he is always on your facebook profile girl!
girl2: OMG I never thought he would be a hawk stalker but the othher day I need see him watching me while I was having lunch.
by gurrrllll August 24, 2011
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Future stalking

Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment
Future stalking-Analyzing someone's information(even sensitive) to predict someone's life by the day even down to the moment

Lajuana, Rosie, and others were analyzing his sisters and other information so that he could (not that he wants to) know his day to day activities including traffic stop, interview invites, etc.
by Miktionary February 13, 2022
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baxter stalk me daddy

a word you use when someone took part int the sex offender shuffle on youtube fuck little pedos
arthur chase is such a baxter stalk me daddy
by dickfacedmcfagboy August 1, 2017
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back-stalking

following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.
i was back-stalking that car until they figured it out and pulled over.
by emac March 21, 2007
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