Standards

What Ashley rousse doesn’t have

I like you! Go ads! I have no standards so u can have a small peepee.

by Sjfjowehoicjiewfjoiwejfoiewpj November 11, 2018

Redmond standard time

The time zone of reference for all activities at Microsoft Corporation. Sometimes colloquially referred to as Pacific standard time or PST.

A coworker asked, “What is the time zone for our 9 AM meeting?” The manager responded, “Redmond standard time, Bill”.

by anonymous June 9, 2023

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020

The Appalachian standard

Ap·pa·la·chian (noun)
\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area

The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.

As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.

by JayT.P a.k.a frognuts November 25, 2011

Canadian Double Standard

A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.

I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!

by Dizzy Pink June 5, 2015

Extremely Low Standards

When you exaggerate the most minuscule things. One example can be the tinpot club Arsenal who beat a farmers' league team Benfica in Europa league which also can be a synonym for losers' league, and called it one of the greatest european nights for the team. Mfers are down bad.

Arsenal is a tinpot club with extremely low standards.

by proud liverpool fan February 26, 2021

Double Standard

When someone treats someone well but treats another poorly, even though it's the same exact thing.

He raped me (female speaking) OMG CALL THE POLICE HE NEEDS TO BE SENT TO JAIL
She raped me (male speaking) OMG WHAT A PUSSY, HOW COULD YOU BE RAPED BY A GIRL, WHAT A LOSER.
That is a double standard.

by CommanderPoo555 March 17, 2022