squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

squeege

Derogatory term for high-rise window cleaners who are generally hated by pretty much everybody. Most window cleaners are not aware of this term, or the animosity directed towards them.

Jack - "Well would you look at that?"
Tom - "Unbelievable. Hey squeege, forget your windex?"
Window Cleaner - "What? What are you talki-"
Jack - "Shut the hell up, squeege!"
Tom - "Yeah get outta here! Go clean some windows... squeege"

by Devin Hush December 4, 2007

Squever

The lowest thing on the love charts; Mix between a nutless squirell & a bucktoothed beaver.

Squever-Joe & Korin

by LoveForever3456 October 24, 2008

Squeerell

An alternate pronunciation of the word "Squirrel." This pronunciation is used by many foreigners who seem to adapt to the phonetic sounding of a word as it appears on paper.

Look at the pretty squeerells up in na de tree!

by I like Squeerells! October 30, 2008

Squeeze Piece

someone you aren't dating but you get to occasionally squeeze, in hopes of eventually turning them into a slam piece.

"I'm sleeping with my churchy virgin squeeze piece again tonight, It's just whatever."

by roguepeacock March 8, 2014

squeeze job

The ending to any good hand or blow job.

This girls hand job skills were sub-par but her squeeze job skills were fire.

by Swag42069 December 8, 2014