Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
by The Squater April 25, 2019
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Squat Bucket

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.
Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.
by nikkikins28 April 25, 2011
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Goblin Squat

A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.
I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now

No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023
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squat sergeant

Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.
Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.
by PapaBear5 March 24, 2016
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dog squat

Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.
Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!
by Class clown October 17, 2013
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Carolina squat

The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates
Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn
by Chemosabi October 25, 2022
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Seattle Squat

When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
I was out for a walk and made the bitch do a Seattle Squat.
by Tant Lover November 16, 2006
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