The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
by The Squater April 25, 2019
by nikkikins28 April 25, 2011
A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.
I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now
No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
by Cheezy D on the mic July 20, 2023
by PapaBear5 March 24, 2016
Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.
by Class clown October 17, 2013
Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn
by Chemosabi October 25, 2022
When you are out for a romantic walk with your bitch and you have to take a shit. You stop on the street, pull down your pants, take a shit then smash your bitches face in it then make her lick you ass clean. Don't kiss her good night.
by Tant Lover November 16, 2006