probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!
by Becks69 December 26, 2007
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Spunk Dap

I was in such a rush this morning, I accidentally put on my Wank Sock, and spent the day squelching around the office in a Spunk Dap.
by GrumpyJedi May 30, 2023
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Spunk Buddy

A Variation on the traditional bunk buddy sleeping arrangement in male bedrooms. Rather than have separate bunks for sleeping, the top bunk is used solely for masturbating with the bottom configured for top n' tail sleeping.
Looking Forward to going skiing next month, Karl has agreed to be my Spunk Buddy for the week. Saves fighting over who gets the bottom bunk !
by Slayer117 January 19, 2023
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blow spunk

When one shoots semen all over themselves or near passersby after seeing something quite arousing.
by batbearwillstab August 05, 2014
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Spunk Pad

Messy, grimey, trashed house generally shared by many. A unkept house. A residence with a catbox that is very used. A crib with a rotting kitchen and or destroyed bathroom.
After he graduated from high school , he moved in to a total spunk pad with six other losers
by TacomaMendo February 19, 2010
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spunk junkee

Some one who is addicted to spunk (sperm) like a drug addict is addicted to drugs the spunk junkee likes it dribbling out of all of their holes and loves nothing more that to swallow warm salty sperm
She loves her fanny filling the spunk junkee
by Rainbowparko October 22, 2013
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Spunk Nugget

I'm going to order the Spunk Nugget Special
by The Banter Lad January 08, 2017
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