fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast

Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

by Becks69 January 9, 2008

Spunk maxxer

A individual who maximises the spunk (cum) output daily. For example jacking off once every 20 minutes

James is such a spunk maxxer, he never stops!

by Love hotmoms June 8, 2025

spunk chamber

The habitat of the teenage male that is complete with internet access, Vaseline and tissues.

Haven't seen Johnny today...
I think he's just discovered Brazzers.com, so he probably won't be out of the spunk chamber for a while.

by oneofthebiggest May 26, 2014

Spunk-a-dunk

To pour in the milk first before the cereal

How dare you spunk-a-dunk with a perfectly good bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.

by Cheerios_Luver_69 September 7, 2019

spunk-bubble

when you are chewing gum and someone busts a nut in your mouth then you proceed to blow a bubble

Mate, that was a belter of a spunk-bubble

by bum basher 66 November 14, 2023

spunk

British way to say “milk”

What comes first, the cereal or the spunk?

by sheepie2005 January 27, 2022

spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis

i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .

by fag end February 18, 2009