Slipped off my chair

When a female produces mass amounts of excited juice and in turn slips off the chair she was sitting on as a reaction to sighting an extremely hot male speciman!

'What a hot C*nt, I think I just slipped off my chair'

by Shaneo Tippy October 9, 2008

slipper tits

Breasts that hang that low the person could slide their feet into them and use them as slippers.

Look at that old grannies slipper tits.

by N.P.D February 24, 2009

slippering

A type of spanking that consists of hitting the buttocks with a shoe -- or "slipper." It used to be a common form of corporal punishment.

My daddy was so upset at my mistake that he took off his shoe and gave me a slippering on the spot.

by Vic Hunt May 29, 2010

slip seating

Slip seating refers to when a truck driver shares his girlfriend/wife with other truckers whilst he is on the road.

Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"

by fourcnuts October 31, 2017

pseudoFruedian slip

A slip of the tongue that reveals ones true thoughts, specifically where those thoughts aren't related to sex.

I was in a hurry to get a documentation task done for a deadline and realized that I had typed Patience instead of Patients. That's a pseudoFruedian slip if I've ever seen one.

by Cynai November 30, 2006

Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.

Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.

by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004

Freudian slip

A Freudian slip is when a person has a slip of the tongue, where they say one thing, but mean another. Named after Sigmund Freud who was a medical doctor, physiologist, and psychologist.

While watching a commercial advertising a laundry detergent, Lenny asks his girlfriend to pass him the phone, but instead, he says, "Babe, can you pass me the soap?"

by Alden Myrerin April 2, 2005