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Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.
Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.
by Big Cat Koszyk November 1, 2014
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Rectal Spider

Once you've "finished" on the vaginal crease. The cum runs down your legs/thighs, and feels like a bug crawling down you.
by Kung Pao Dickin' April 18, 2015
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cunting spider

Any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress.
Look at that fucking cunting spider over there . Go get me a shoe.
by MrBooze November 17, 2016
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Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.
" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".
by Citychick213 December 15, 2016
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Long Spider

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.
by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018
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Banana Spider

Phoneutria is a genus of venomous spiders in the family Ctenidae of potential medical significance to humans. They are mainly found in tropical South America, with one species in Central America. Two species, Phoneutria fera and Phoneutria nigriventer, are known as the Brazilian wandering spider; the genus as a whole is sometimes called Brazilian wandering spiders, although not all species occur in Brazil. Other English names include armed spiders (armadeiras in Brazilian Portuguese) and banana spiders (a name shared with several others).
That Banana spider scared me so bad, I pissed myself!
by Lotharin August 5, 2018
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The Spider-Man

A sex position invloving the doggie style position where the man pulls out early and cums in his hand. When the woman eventually turns around the mans yells spiderman and throws his sticky web in his partner's face. Correct hand motions are necessary.
"What's the worst sex you've ever had?"

"I was the victim of The Spider-Man."

"Oh shit, I hate it when it gets in your eyes as well."
by Kush Klub CEO April 16, 2017
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